Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Jokes of the week

By Abigail and Flora



What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?


Trouble!😎😈😇

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A cowboy starts riding to a ranch on Sunday. It takes him 2 days to get there. he arrives on Friday. How is this possible?😮😲

His horse is named Friday!!!😁😏

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When's the best season to jump on a trampoline?


Spring time!!!!!!😏😏😏

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4 elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. Why did none of them get wet?😱


Nobody said it was raining!!!😏😏💧💧💦💦

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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. My doctor told me I have a problem with sleep walking.

That explains the foot prints in the litter box this morning!!😎😒 




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