jokes of the week

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My gosh, are you crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

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Boy: "I am a master of fast calculations!"😎

Girl: "OK, what is 758 times 642 divided by 5?"😒

Boy: "22!"😱

Girl:"Wrong!"

Boy:"Might be, but that was fast!"😏

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Why do witches ride brooms?😾

Because the vacuum wasn't working! 😏

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Pregnant women are the only true body builders.

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My head is slowly 3D printing my hair.

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