Jokes of the week

" Mom, do you know that most of my friend's have the new iPhone?"📱

"Son, do you know about the foster home down the street?"😈😎😠

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Did anyone notice that the "&" looks like a dog dragging it's butt across the floor.🐕

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I hope none of the kids find out why I say "Oops...." so much when I'm vacuuming.😏

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I fear my neighbor may be stalking me. she was googling my name all last night.

I saw it clearly through my binoculars.😅😲

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