Tuesday, November 14, 2017

jokes of the week


"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"

"My name is Paul."

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I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands.

They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack.

Now it's "Donald! Duck!"

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" What should we do with the new guy in room 6? He believes he's  a wolf."

"Whatever you do, don't let his grandmother visit!"

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