Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Jokes of the Week

Jokes of the Week

by Anais Berger and Flora mack

I really can't stand it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they have more cash than me?!

I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother today. His name is Brocko Lee.

Why are North Korean's so good at geometry? Because they've got a Supreme Ruler!

"Dad I'm done!" "Hi Done, I'm dad."

I'm such a great cook , even the smoke alarm gets all excited.

I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. He hugged me.

Did you know that UPS and Fedex are going into a merger? They will be called Fed-Ups now.

5 comments:

  1. hi it is kayleigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i found you jokes funny but i did not get the joke that said : I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. He hugged me.

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    1. Inappropriate joke alert! No child is a mistake!

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    2. Hi this is Flora. You Obviously don´t know what a joke is!

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  2. its kayleigh now i get that joke

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